I am the Cheeseman

Clouds and computers are the only exception

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as sir france fell onto the planet earth, he took his final breath until fusing with the land, waiting for someone to awake him once again.

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Is there a swisscheeseman, whitecheddarcheeseman, mediumcheddarcheeseman, a cream cheese man, smokedcheeseman, a macandcheeseman.

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and what about a cheesewoman

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Me and @CHEZMAN are the only cheesemen left.

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I was thinking about that and it’s true.

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Personally, I think butter is the superior version of cheese.

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oh almighty superior @CHEESEMAN,

Where are you from?

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Cheese.

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I was created by nature in the deep trenches of the moon, where the cheese people used to live.

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wait cheeseman
if you and chezman are the only ones left, how will your race reform?

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For another one of our kind to form we require a cheesing eclipse.
Or use 1000000 tons of cheese but it’s very impractical to get that.

Ask @CHEESEMAN for more details.

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We will just stay alive for all eternity.

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here you go

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Barely a fraction of what we need.

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Where can we find this?

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It is in the cheese factory and there is even more

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How much more?

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10000000000000000000000000000000x more

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Fine work sir Futureknight. Which cheese factory?

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