Nahā¦ THIS is the true guide:
Since many of you forum members are confused about the procedures and methods that involve touching grass, I decided to get this guide for you.
Step One: Locate an area of grass. The first step in touching grass is to find a place where grass is present. This can be a lawn in your backyard, a park, a sports field, or any other location where grass is growing. Make sure you have access to the area and that it is safe for you to be there.
Step Two: Stand or kneel in a comfortable position. Once you have found an area of grass, stand or kneel in a comfortable position. If you are standing, make sure you have good balance and are able to maintain your balance while reaching out to touch the grass. If you are kneeling, place a cushion or towel under your knees for added comfort.
Step Three: Extend your arm(s) in front of you, with your hand(s) open and fingers extended. This allows you to easily reach the grass and feel the texture and sensation of the blades.
Step Four: Slowly lower your hand(s) towards the grass. Take your time and move slowly to ensure that you donāt accidentally step on or damage any of the grass.
Step Five: Allow your fingers to come into contact with the blades of grass. You may feel the softness and/or dampness of the grass depending on the environment. You may also feel the different temperatures of the grass if you are in a place with a different climate.
Step Six: Gently move your fingers through the blades of grass, feeling the texture and sensation of the grass. Take note of the different feelings and textures you experience.
Repeat step 6 as desired, moving your fingers through different sections of the grass to experience the variety of textures and sensations.
Step Seven: When you have finished touching the grass, stand or rise back to your original position. Take a moment to appreciate the experience and the sensation of the grass on your fingers.
Note: If you are allergic or have any medical condition that may affect you to touch the grass, it is recommended to consult with your physician before attempting this activity. Also, be aware of any rules or regulations regarding touching or being in the area of grass you have chosen.
I hope this tutorial was useful to you all!
No i donāt think you understand,
i am 365 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM GRASS
sorry, touching grass is impossible for me
Life changing experience
I like grass.
Not for touching like my brother tells me to do.
But rather because I donāt have a favorite plant.
Grass is easy to spell.
Itās invasive.
Itās not green.
Wait are you telling me grass is green.
Thatās it my answer is now tree.
Oh wait thatās green too. How aboutā¦
Forsythias. Yeah I like that.
But youāre a snake, arenāt you supposed to be outside?
Yeah! He would look more like a rubbery rope if he never experienced the thrill of touching grassā¦
no
thats a steweotype >:(
Heās in a desert like a python!! :DDD
How dare you. Green is the best color.
And my favorite color.
YOU TOUCH GRASS???
Oh great I have to see a doctor before touching grass 
(Iām actually allergic to grass but not enough that it could be fatal)
I love to snowboard, tennis, and do cross country!
Pythons are from the Amazon rainforest.
And Floridas Everglades.
Favorite plant: grass? (I think thatās what that green stuff is)
Favorite outdoor activity: Riding my bike. I really like riding during the evening to see the sunset.
(Okay my actual favorite plants are Orchids)
I keep getting hit by confusion when I see my own pfp but not my own post
Man Iām dumb 
Itās not yours you can see he has a mustache
Yeah I added a mustache.