By the grace of providence, I am in possession of a state-of-the-art, impregnable mega computer, fortified with the most advanced security measures available. Even in the unlikely event that @UnsignedArduino, the preeminent hacker of our time, attempts to infiltrate my system, he shall find no quarter. Indeed, his nefarious attempts to remove me from the game jam shall come to naught, as my computer’s defences are nigh impenetrable.
Verily, there is not a glimmer of hope to be found, for any who dare to cross my path shall be vanquished without mercy. Those who do manage to survive shall be plagued with irrevocable consequences that shall alter their lives forevermore. I implore you, surrender forthwith, or prepare to face the ultimate reckoning.