He fell for it again, I placed explosive nanobots inside those pieces of candy
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jokes on you I thought of that check your office
I have a hostage in there and used a bomb detector on the bomb candy I only have the good non bomb candy
mmmm so good EXTRA NON EXPLOSIVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
bwa hahahahahahahahhahahaahahahh… can i get them? i’ll pay in paper shreders
Uhm… All of them have bombs inside of them.
So… What are you eating?
What am I reading rn? Who are these scumbags that dare to steal funds from The MakeCode White House? Ms. President, you have to get tougher on such crime!- /jk
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No. You wouldn’t want to die, right?
can I have some…
Just asking…
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oh… uhhhhh… just eating the candy that I forced the hostage to buy me out of the Presidents account and thinking about how long I might have left
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I would say no because
so…
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they debombed them I guess
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Hey why is there a charge in my account for 100 peanut butter cups, and then 100 candy-size nanobots, and then a scribble in red pen that says ‘btw these are filled with bombs’ next to it? I swear, I’ve had my candy bomb-diffused, nanobot-inspected, razerblade-removed, poison-tested, and bug-sprayed. I think these ‘gaurds’ @GoObErsandwichdude64 and @redSprite are just making up reasons to confiscate the candy for themselves! 
…I’ll keep rock candy in my office for now, so we can see what’s inside 
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I WANT MY PEANUT BUTTER CUPS WAHHHHHHHHHh
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hehe… my plan is working no one will know I’m working for a secret company called P.E.A.N.U.T.B.U.T.T.E.R.C.U.P.… ops said that out loud 
…
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dont worry randomuser replace me with them colorians cant eat human(???) “candy”
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is that the Mario WHAAAAAA perfect impression don’t worry candy will come your way…
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*Radio* we got him boss *Radio*
*Radio* Boss: Over and out send them in *Radio*
*Radio* Boss P.E.A.N.U.T.B.U.T.T.E.R.C.U.P. is taken down *Radio*
boss what now…
Boss: keep the plan rolling and call in the backup the candy will be ares
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can i have a loan for an approximate total of $3900 in giant rolling stones for my permanent stay at an underground bunker in bangladesh
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hehe you missed me and the two Bosses hehe Precision Evaluation Agency for Nut‑Based Utilization and Tactical Operations, Bureau of Upland Terrestrial Threat Examination and Risk‑Mitigation, Confectionery Underwriting & Protection Division or P.E.A.N.U.T.B.U.T.T.E.R.C.U.P. is still alive
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Me too
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P.E.A.N.U.T.B.U.T.T.E.R.C.U.P. is good, not bad. @redSprite hired me to protect the candy.