Ms President can I Legally steal All the candy in the office bowl and my answer to why is…
(Runs away with bowl)
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Who’s going to tell him I replaced the candy with secret service themed explosives? /j
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Those things are creepy… just take it all, it’s months old now anyway 
In its place, I’ll put in a take a trinket / leave a trinket shelf! 
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you know I just looked at it more closely and yeah they are creepy sorry 
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Square themed candy
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I took all the trinkets and left
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MS. President
may we refrain from candy talk if there is not a picture of a twix within the message?
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well then Ms President can I Legally steal All the Trinkets in the office bowl and my answer to why is…
(Runs away with bowl)
(Yells I’m sorry that slowly gets quietly)
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wait What 3.. 2.. 1..
ahhh!!
(Barely Escapes)
W… Wh… Why… Why Would you do that
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how DARE you put up a image of piece of TWIX!! because now i want a twix maybe thats why i did not put up a image
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Because you robbed the president.
And there’s one of them in your pocket.
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Motion denied: what scientific proof do we have that the Twix is not sentient? We can’t include its picture without permission. /j
And side note, I’ll be releasing my march update this weekend instead of today to accommodate some unexpected busyness!
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dude its just a twix… not the holy Grail of candy
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It’s not KitKat the holy grail of candy
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well… yeah KitKats in my opinion is maybe 2nd and Twix is 1st
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twix are better dont even joke lad
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lad? LAD!! ok Mate don’t even joke mate its his/her opinion
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im a he him
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i wish i could donate so bad but my bank account consists ONLY of coin clippings
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