Randomuser's presidential office!

What secret service!?

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You know, the thing in which they protect you?

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Pffff, yeah right

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*Wink Wink
Yeah, what secret service?

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I AM THE SECRET SERVICE


GIT OVER HERE-

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I can be the “rapid response guy” i just help if its emergency isk

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sure ok but FROM WHAT WORLD DID YOU GET IT FROM???

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We still get new users. They just disappear after showing their jumpy platformer mod.

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Well we gain 1 and then lose 1, dat kinda sucks

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Secret Service jumpscare
hows the plans going

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How do people pronounce your name? I’ve been saying it like it’s Welsh “rwuld” all this time.

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i pronounce it like r-world (im insane i know)

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i just say opisticks cause that was their old username for ages lol

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Its made from Organic ingredients:
Tomato
Onion
Herbs
and of course, Plutonium.

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classic, classic but why did you destroy the randomuser gold statue?! it was brand new @Archer_Bright!!! we paid so much money for that.

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RandomUser… there was an explosion in Australia can you check to make sure the servers aren’t down after the mysterious blast locals say was caused by a sandwich.
WAIT ARCHERBRIGHT WHAT DID YOU DO! Jk

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THE BEST INGREDIENTS
Also while we are on the topic of sandwiches…

RECIPE FOR A TASTY EGG SANDWICH
What you’ll need:
-lettuce
-bread
-tomato
-onion
-egg
-dressing of your choice (preferably mayo)
STEPS:
lets start with the vegetables, cut all of them.
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Next, crack an egg into a frying pan, and cook it however you like.
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Now, grab your cut vegetables and place how you want on the bread (if you want toasted bread, toast the bread before making sandwich)
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Then, pour your dressing of choice onto the bread and spread it.
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Now, take the egg and slap it onto those veggies, and season them by choice
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And Finally, place your bread on top and f e a s t
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(This sandwich is highly customizeable, and this is just the base for a massive
“Sandwich operation” you can pull off
So yeah don’t keep your nose to the grindstone for this)

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Hold on- a sandwich??- is that the recipe- PLUTONIUM-

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I’m Actually Planning to run for President in the year 2048 so keep your eyes out

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