own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.
four ruffians break into my house
“WHAT THE DEVIL??”
i draw my musket on the first man, hes dead on the spot
i draw my pistol on the next two men and miss entirely
it seems i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs.
Loaded with GRAPESHOT!
TALLY HO LADS!
blasting intensifies