player entering the shop
âHello, traveler! Come explore our fantastic range of [items the shop sells]. Youâll be amazed!â
âWelcome to [shop name], where the best deals and the friendliest service await you!â
âGreetings! Our shop has just been named the top spot for amazing findsâaccording to our pet hamster. But seriously, come on in!â
âHey there! Take a look at our incredible stockâno promises on avoiding surprises, though!â
âHi! Step right in and see what treasures we have. We promise itâs worth the trip!â
âWelcome! Iâm practically begging you to enterâplease come in, you wonât regret it!â
âHello from your friendly neighbor RobbyZero! Iâm more about deals than equations, but 1 + ⌠the power set of 10 divided by the square root of 3 centillion % of the population of Canada times the average meat consumption per decade is roughly 1. Just come on in and have a look!â
âHey! Donât worry about the scary stuffâno radioactive materials here. Just great stuff and friendly faces!â
âOh, youâre not here to rob the place, are you? Good. We have plenty of amazing items, though I may need to find a snackâif I can stay awake long enough!â
âWelcome in! Weâre thrilled you made itâour door hasnât exploded yet! Feel free to browse; we promise we wonât bite (unless youâre a sandwich).â
When the player buys something
âThanks for your purchase! Your [item] is now officially yours. Hope itâs as awesome as you are!â
âGreat choice! Your [item] is now in your hands. Just try not to use it for world domination!â
âThanks for shopping with us! Your [item] is ready. We promise itâs not cursed (probably).â
âExcellent pick! Your [item] is all set. Now go out there and show it offâjust donât break anything!â
âYouâve made a stellar choice! Your [item] is packed and ready. May it bring you endless joy (and minimal mischief)!â
âAwesome! Your [item] is now yours. Itâs not enchanted, but if it is, weâre not responsible for any magical mishaps!â
âCheers! Your [item] is on its way. Remember, with great [item] comes great responsibilityâor at least a lot of fun!â
âFantastic! Your [item] is ready to go. Use it wisely, or just use it to impress your friends!â
âThanks for your purchase! Your [item] is now in your possession. We hope itâs everything you dreamed ofâminus the dragons.â
âYouâve got excellent taste! Your [item] is packed up and ready. Donât make us regret it by using it for pranks!â
when the player exits the shop
âThanks for visiting! We hope you didnât break anything on your way outâif you did, we didnât see a thing!â
âGoodbye and good luck! If you find a dragon on your way, tell it we said hi!â
âSee you later! Donât be a strangerâunless youâre running from a monster, then definitely be a stranger!â
âFarewell! We hope your next adventure is as exciting as your shopping spree!â
âBye now! Remember, if your new [item] makes you a hero, we expect a thank-you note!â
âTake care! If you need more [items], you know where to find usâjust avoid the traps on your way back!â
âAdios! We promise to keep the shop standing until your next visit. Or at least until the next sale!â
âSo long! May your day be as amazing as your taste in [items]. Come back soonâour doorâs always open (except when itâs closed)!â
âBye for now! Donât let the door hit you on the way outâunless youâre escaping from a giant, then maybe let it!â
âSee you next time! If you spot any trouble on your journey, just remember: weâre not responsible for any intergalactic incidents!â