Randomuser's presidential office!

hey @randomuser can i be president of italy?

I try to eat you and the cake

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I am the earth as the true owner of Italy I shall bestow to you ITALY

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Back off! Back off! Only cake. :shortcake:standing 20 meters away”

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Time to put an end to this volcano GOo

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:shortcake:

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Absolutely, thanks for the suggestion! :heart:

It’ll be first on my list! :+1:

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@randomuser’s motor bike

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angry green lizard sounds

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Thank you for putting your beautiful cakes on the line. He needs to stay away from me. Mine if I hold you to protect myself? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Honestly plastic hulahoops taste really good

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Would you like some salt and pepper with that sir?

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Yes i would like some salt and pepper with you!

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Woah sick! I like the three coolers, I can bring plenty of snacks :face_savoring_food:
This will go great with my monster truck, I think i’m going to cover it in stickers, i mean like why have a bunch of brands and random text when you can have silly artwork!

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:fearful:

New game idea guys… uhh… green lizard eats all the hulahoops in town… slightly disturbing

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how did ya do that when i post it yells at me cuz there needs to be more then one letter

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another president rising.. wat we do

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I’ll do anything for the president! I shall protect your chat from getting eaten by this foul creature.

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Of course! I can regenerate faster than you can eat me! Hopefully. Even if u eat me whole I’ll just transfer to another body. Any way hear ya go! :salt: :bell_pepper: and for some spice :hot_pepper:

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