1 a phone to call 911 and thats all you need
5 five hour energies, might as well ascend into a higher plane while im here, right?
not sure how far off the coast 911 can reach
I’ve read it at least 4 times ![]()
@RobbyZero been planning this out since they were 4 years old…
Prolly @_jupiter , some food, some water, a coconut, and a pic of florp.
A backpack-sized teleporter that can go anywhere in the world, water, collapsible tent, an emergency kit, and a phone
: )
… you are teleporting an ENTIRE PLANET to a tiny island
thankfully I have NORDVPN-
I have that one!! And yeah… I put it down a long time ago… sigh
A computer so I can code and a Starlink Satellite
A. Signal for help
B. Code ![]()
C. And so I can call a boat agency to send one for me
I’d get…
….where the hell is my genius. It’s gone.
- Comically large collapsible paddle
- Pool Float
- Food
- Camp Stove
- Backpack
easy question: 1, shirt, 1 pair of pants, 2 shoes, and an entire 5-night Alaskan cruise. (might help me escape idk)
Unrealistic list:
1: A toy airplane that can actually fly.
2: A shrink/growth ray.
3:A tub of mint chip ice cream (To keep me cool of course)
4:A spoon.
5:A 16 pack of batteries. (For the plane)
Realistic list:
1: A really good water filter. (You know those small ones that are like a water bottle?)
2:An extremely durable stand up paddleboard.
3:A pump to inflate the stand up paddleboard
4:A paddle that can turn into a kayak paddle. (I don’t want to standing the whole time)
5:Screw your rules! A waterproof backpack filled with cookies, a fully charged nintendo switch with the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom game card in it, a fully charged smartphone that came out in 2023, a solar powered charger which is also a fan, a box of granola bars and a water gun.
My deserted island is only half a kilometer away from land by the way.
- My mp3 player
- A tub of fidgets (can’t live without them)
- An iPhone
- A solar panel to charge the iPhone
- Heavy machine gun (who uses a fishing rod anymore?)
5 backpacks full of cheese, I can make my way back by swimming but it might be nice to relax in a private beach and devour some cheese while I watch the sunset.
Ok now I want a game about using a machine gun to fish… the fishy gore pixel art that would come out of that would be… interesting…
Eat the shell. The entire thing. Not just the inside. The entire thing.
ah yes your back
Apache Attack Helicopter (i have a large backpack)
phone
portable wifi
food
another backpack to fit 5 more items
water
gaming setup
house
WEAPONS
patriot missile system for hunting birds