šŸ Weekly Topic: The Deserted Island Question

1 a phone to call 911 and thats all you need

5 five hour energies, might as well ascend into a higher plane while im here, right?

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not sure how far off the coast 911 can reach

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I’ve read it at least 4 times :skull:

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@RobbyZero been planning this out since they were 4 years old…

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Prolly @_jupiter , some food, some water, a coconut, and a pic of florp.

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A backpack-sized teleporter that can go anywhere in the world, water, collapsible tent, an emergency kit, and a phone

: )

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… you are teleporting an ENTIRE PLANET to a tiny island

thankfully I have NORDVPN-

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I have that one!! And yeah… I put it down a long time ago… sigh

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A computer so I can code and a Starlink Satellite
A. Signal for help
B. Code :slight_smile:
C. And so I can call a boat agency to send one for me

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I’d get…
….where the hell is my genius. It’s gone.

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  1. Comically large collapsible paddle
  2. Pool Float
  3. Food
  4. Camp Stove
  5. Backpack
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easy question: 1, shirt, 1 pair of pants, 2 shoes, and an entire 5-night Alaskan cruise. (might help me escape idk)

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Unrealistic list:
1: A toy airplane that can actually fly.
2: A shrink/growth ray.
3:A tub of mint chip ice cream (To keep me cool of course)
4:A spoon.
5:A 16 pack of batteries. (For the plane)

Realistic list:
1: A really good water filter. (You know those small ones that are like a water bottle?)
2:An extremely durable stand up paddleboard.
3:A pump to inflate the stand up paddleboard
4:A paddle that can turn into a kayak paddle. (I don’t want to standing the whole time)
5:Screw your rules! A waterproof backpack filled with cookies, a fully charged nintendo switch with the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom game card in it, a fully charged smartphone that came out in 2023, a solar powered charger which is also a fan, a box of granola bars and a water gun.

My deserted island is only half a kilometer away from land by the way.

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  1. My mp3 player
  2. A tub of fidgets (can’t live without them)
  3. An iPhone
  4. A solar panel to charge the iPhone
  5. Heavy machine gun (who uses a fishing rod anymore?)
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5 backpacks full of cheese, I can make my way back by swimming but it might be nice to relax in a private beach and devour some cheese while I watch the sunset.

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Ok now I want a game about using a machine gun to fish… the fishy gore pixel art that would come out of that would be… interesting…

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Eat the shell. The entire thing. Not just the inside. The entire thing.

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ah yes your back

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Apache Attack Helicopter (i have a large backpack)
phone
portable wifi
food
another backpack to fit 5 more items
water
gaming setup
house
WEAPONS
patriot missile system for hunting birds

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