can I be the presidential ketchup taster
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nah I want that job
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why do you want to taste ketchup?
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Yes ㅤㅤ
WHAT?! fine. if he is allowed to be the ketchup taster, can i be the water taster?
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BECAUSE I AM THE UNDISPUTED LORD OF ALL KETCHUP
also I will declare war on you @eugeneredwing8 if you TAKE THAT POSITION FROM ME
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I dotn know whats happening, but i stand with the true ketchup taster! @swirlix
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UNDER MY LEADERSHIP I WILL YOU THE PRESTIGE POSITION OF PRESIDENTIAL KETCHUP TASTERㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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If you’re a ketchup lord then DID YOU KNOW APPLES ARE GOOD IN KETCHUP!?!?!?
also too bad
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good boy
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here are some words of wisdom from the true Lord of ketchup
everything is good
if it has ketchup on it
like it surely should
”ketchup” by swirlix 2025
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Sure, I keep getting french fries for the office and they give us so many packets. They’re in what was once the janitor’s closet, I warn you though, we’ve had a few interns drown in the sheer volume of ketchup packets
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Sure! (Finally, a way to hydrate the users)
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If you are so good at ketchup, then WHAT STATE OF MATTER IS IT?!?!
Liquid, Solid, or Gas?
You get one try…
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Yes Sir! i will taste all water. sir!
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saturn thinks you’re hatsune miku and she wants you to dye her hair blue what do i tell her 
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i can digest anything so ill just eat the packets.
(and the interns 
)
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Well, my hair is already blue, so maybe she’s right… and SAMMY is a vocaloid! 
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she says she’ll give you 2 dollars can you do it
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Golly its almost time for a new president already?
We nearing September bois
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