Randomuser's presidential office!

Arcade
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nah I want that job

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612

why do you want to taste ketchup?

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613

Yes ㅤㅤ

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WHAT?! fine. if he is allowed to be the ketchup taster, can i be the water taster?

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615

BECAUSE I AM THE UNDISPUTED LORD OF ALL KETCHUP

also I will declare war on you @EugeneRedwing8 if you TAKE THAT POSITION FROM ME

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616

I dotn know whats happening, but i stand with the true ketchup taster! @swirlix

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617

UNDER MY LEADERSHIP I WILL YOU THE PRESTIGE POSITION OF PRESIDENTIAL KETCHUP TASTERㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

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618

If you’re a ketchup lord then DID YOU KNOW APPLES ARE GOOD IN KETCHUP!?!?!?

also too bad

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619

good boy

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620

here are some words of wisdom from the true Lord of ketchup

everything is good

if it has ketchup on it

like it surely should

”ketchup” by swirlix 2025

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621

Sure, I keep getting french fries for the office and they give us so many packets. They’re in what was once the janitor’s closet, I warn you though, we’ve had a few interns drown in the sheer volume of ketchup packets

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622

Sure! (Finally, a way to hydrate the users)

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623

If you are so good at ketchup, then WHAT STATE OF MATTER IS IT?!?!
Liquid, Solid, or Gas?

You get one try…

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624

Yes Sir! i will taste all water. sir!

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625

saturn thinks you’re hatsune miku and she wants you to dye her hair blue what do i tell her :sob:

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626

i can digest anything so ill just eat the packets.

(and the interns :smiling_face_with_horns:)

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627

Well, my hair is already blue, so maybe she’s right… and SAMMY is a vocaloid! :light_blue_heart:

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628

she says she’ll give you 2 dollars can you do it

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629

Golly its almost time for a new president already?

We nearing September bois

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630

If you’re miku, who is everyone else?
We need to get the forumloid lore updated (has just been made up)

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